May 2013
37 posts
unjolras:
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
“It’s tough out there. I can be with a loser who doesn’t want to be...”
– “Breaking Upwards”
5 tags
buttrelated-url:
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair if I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.
Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl.
I think for the first time I am at peace...
“Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...”
– (via ceedling)
If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object.
We really really really can’t win.
(via thedollydamnllama)
The two hours spent in church service today were not a waste of time. Ten minutes in I decided the only thing to make use of my time (politely) was to do kegels.
1 tag
Hands down, worst pick-up line ever used on me: “Hey, I am sure you are with someone, but I sense this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.”
hahahahaah YES THAT IS WHY I AM IN A BAR ALONE DOWNING WHISKEY AND SINGING ALONG TO HANK WILLIAMS AND JOHNNY CASH COVERS WHILE WONDERING HOW MANY MORE IT’D TAKE FOR ME TO KISS THE GIRL WHO IS SINGING.
1 tag
mypatronusisyou:
instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
portablemiah:
Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend
N00b
King Henry VIII
Sad cow
Potato skins
5 Gum
United States army
That one gay Teletubby
3 tags
Ebb and Flow
Sitting in my apartment, surrounded by my things — my things picked by my hands and paid for with labor performed by my hands — I fill with pride then drown in depression.
It isn’t the accumulation of things that does this. It isn’t materialistic guilt nor glutton.
What’s both incredible and entirely painful is that my life and home would be so foreign to people...
thisisthehorrorshow:
he’s got a thing for the girls that don’t love themselves
1 tag
rabioheab:
other girls dye themselves orange and smear orange cover up on their faces. they grow their hair out long and wear little short shorts. but i’m not like other girls. i paint my whole body blue and shave my head and wear a full black outfit. i’m a member of the blue man group
library princess: Mad Girl's Love Song - Sylvia... →
scattereducks:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead, I lift my lids and all is born again. (I think I made you up inside my head)
The stars go waltzing out in blue and red, And arbitrary darkness gallops in. I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed, And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane. (I think I made you up inside my...
April 2013
35 posts
vondell-swain:
“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
2 tags
“Anyway, the point being:
Do I have to be magical?
Can’t we date a few...”
– Jeffrey Lewis, “Cult Boyfriend”
at the end of the day, all I really want to do is walk my dog, come home, sit on my bed in my underwear, and eat hummus as an asteroid whizzes toward the earth.
Too much to ask?
sannanomad:
“friendzone” doesn’t even sound bad, it sounds like a place you go hang out with your buds. like “hey dude you going to the friendzone today?” “aw fuck yeah man see you there we’ll play some foosball” idk do people even play foosball anymore
jvsxn:
part of me wants to be seven and careless. part of me wants to be back in your bed. part of me wants to be forty and settled. part of me wants to be dead.
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
“After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If...”
– Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via awelltraveledwoman) 